Adios MF

The name comes from the cocktail, a blue, high proof kitchen sink drink nobody has ever ordered quietly. This is that idea rebuilt as a seltzer with no alcohol in it. Citrus leads, the sweetness stays light, the finish is clean, and at 12 ounces it drinks much closer to a hard seltzer than a soda. Every can carries 10mg of hemp derived Delta-9 THC, a full dose by seltzer standards rather than a starter one. Cookies puts onset at 15 to 30 minutes and prints sensible guidance on the label. Chill it well, turn the can gently before opening, sip slowly, and finish one before you decide about a second. Where you live matters here. Cookies can't ship these to 17 states, California, Colorado, Florida, Minnesota, Oregon, Washington and Virginia among them, so availability varies a lot. Farm Bill compliant at under 0.3% total THC, 21 and over.